adrian lord

Drat

Yaaaay

Well done. Good stuff.

I can certainly see the attraction in women’s football now

No complaints about the celebrations…!

Goaaaal!

Starting to resemble a school game where every player on the pitch apart from the goalkeepers, are surrounding the ball in a tight knot.

Can you please send me a reminder an hour before, each Thursday? Richarlison to Tottenham, strengthening the dislikeability of their team still further.

It is clear that City and Pep regards Saints and Ralph as safe custodians of their players that need development and whom they might want to buy back in 3 years if it all goes well. Says a lot.

The desperate, forced, breathless excitement that reporters are obliged to to affect when the show goes over to the Tumbleweed Rd Ground to catch up where Chelsea women are 7- 3 up after 33 minutes against Everton women...

The interviewer has a weird jacket on.

Would change the game very significantly. Rather like Rugby League is in relation to Union regarding scrums. Fine, do it....but bugger off and call it something different and play it in weird towns in the north.

Need to sack soppy Southgate but of course that’s unthinkable.

4. we want 5!!!

Hilarious At least we lead the world in kneeling.

The whole thing has an aura of “we’re resentful we’re not on the beach with the rest of our mates and having to stay behind to play this crap”

Turgid. Insipid.

I hope he's got a ticked Twitter account at least?

Astonishingly pedestrian performance by England.

Rangnick didn’t have a cat in hell’s chance. The vile Cabal of players in the squad downed tools after about the second or third training session. I wouldn’t want to be that Ten Hag guy unless he’s given free reign to bin off about seven - nine players.

Beautiful

Clever game by Real. Perfect tactics.

Would be such a shame if the quadruple dreams were crushed into 2 consolation domestic cups.

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