Saint_clark

Freekick in Lambert territory.

At least Lallana is sharp, wins a corner for Saints. Puncheon takes, cleared on the post. Wins another corner though...

Pardew is the problem?

End to end game now.

"There's a lot of space down the flanks as Saints commit men forward".

Please tell me why this commentator gets more excited when the opposition are attacking than when we are attacking?

Look at the whole picture you miserable sod, don't just focus on the negatives.

We leave the game, where a freekick has just been given, to hear some texts. Great.

Let's read some of the best texts please, it's the only reason I subscribe to this stupid thing.

Look at our results list.

Brighton players trying to put Lambert off his freekicks by surrounding him (4 or 5 of them) for a few moments.

Same old every week b*llocks from Alpine.

Come on Saints....

Righto, freekick 40 yards from goal slightly to the left. Lambert to take.

Will MUFFINS work?

No they're not.

Hmm. Elliott Bennett scores for Brighton.

Another? It was the first chance of the match. :smt119

Calderon (Diego?) down the right, ball played in and spooned over the bar by Murray.

Seb Carole, who was once on trial with us, is causing a few problems so far.

Fonte, Jaidi, Wotton, Davis as defensive players. Hammond at a stretch. Lallana, Antonio, Puncheon, Harding, Otsemobor, Lambert as attacking.

Eurgh, i'd forgotten about that hideous "seagulls" chant.

No, maybe we should get a new manager in before half time.

It kicked off literally 44 seconds ago.....

"What Saints players would you have named after stands?" The pundits on Solent can't even speak English properly.