Saint_clark

Cheers MB, put me right off my food.

If I win the euromillions tonight and the world ends vaporizing all my money, do you think this laboratory will compensate me?

This is 100% correct. No-one has the slightest idea what will happen.

Your grammar is poor. Spaces between sentences please.

This leaves things open for soooo many jokes....

The day before 9/11. The universe has strange ideas about fate....

You could always f*ck off back to b-anter.co.uk and click refresh until you can start complaining about this website again.

Working fine for me as well, now that I checked.

I wish I could scifer petrol out of a car. Could you teach me?

What the f*ck does he actually say? I made out Man City at the end.

I don't use the word haemophiliac very often but I spelt it fine.

Completely agree.

WTF is scifer? Me thinks you mean syphon. Dear lord....

He's probably already got his invincible ship ready with all the cloning equipment on board ready for his super clone race.

On a serious note, is there HONESTLY a chance these black holes could expand?

Ah feck, i'll be at work. I won't even know if we die.

I agree, but something just feels wrong about it. Not sure what.

James' pace is what lets him down IMO. He is a defensive midfielder, he should play in the centre, NOT on the wing.

Whilst I agree that this is pointless, it will certainly be interesting if Lowe acts the same way if we survive with a couple of games to go or on the last day. Will it be a massive underachievement again? Or will it show how brilliant he was to bring in someone who could get a bunch of kids to survive in this league? I know which Scooby will be going for....

So this is where all the b-anterers go when it's down, and b-anter is where all the TSFers go when that is down. But as Jill says, who cares? I only go on there once in a while when I want to see some disgusting random thing MB has picked up on.

Newcastle and West Ham, two jobs that Redknapp has been strongly linked with in the last year. Should be interesting.

Agreed - i'm working at a chippy at the mo and the state it was in when we took over was unbelieveable. It was obvious it hadn't been cleaned for at least a month.

I'm sure Mark Hughes isn't complaining that the owner bought Robinho, and to be honest if I was Curbishly i'd be happy with getting £9million for Ferdinand and £4.5million for Mcartney.

The thing we have to remember is that we are trying to reduce costs - Lallana and Surman will not be on big wages and did not cost us anything, so why do we need to sell them?

Does indeed seem a bit pointless - why not just alter the original champions league so that the actual champions participate. That way we won't have to put up with the media banging on about Liverpool going all the way in Europe.