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I blame the fans, they were quiet & complacent

They must be watching Dune's porn but without DM's commentary over the top

This game has become a dodgy banana skin. Never saw that coming did we?

Eric was on his second stroke earlier, think he already has... Getting interesting now for my Prediction of 3-1 as SDR belts a half volley just wide

Post of the day lol Subbed for SDR at HT!

Ah we are being patient. We are not penetrating yet. Hmmm... That reminds me, when's future Mrs D_P due back?

What we don't want now is to get frustrated Lol that won't work with Eric , he's been like that since the ladder in the stockings incident

Eric. We spoke about this at your last therapy session. Nuns are for desperate times. Don't shoot our load too soon

Ooops That MUST wake us up FFS

Big DM tells us we are battering them Dave - we don't mean it, it's an accident

That Lambert> He's rooobish. Couldn't score in an Industrial Estate....

It really should be a cricket score. We are trying our dmanest to make sure we don't. Rickie... Tremendous save with his feeeeeeet. DM gets in on the long eeee sounds act

Saints fans adopting a GOLFING CHANT??? They've adapted the current Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkke Into SchteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeVE

2nd disallowed goal of the evening

Yep. Buy an HTC

Did I re-tune to Spanish Bullfighting by mistake? Keep hearing Ole's. Starting to worry about my 3-0 prediction now they are down to 10 men

But it would be a helluva lot better if it was like that at the end of this game as well!

There were a few of them out & about last night for Halloween booze up in town. Oh and also, there is ONE place in the world where it is acceptable - The Rocky Horror Show.

Stockings always look good on the headboard

OK big moment coming up in the match. I got my timing out so have to go downstairs to refill my Zuuuuuuuuuube

JOS THE BOSS! Whey hey This could be a cricket score

Oh and I have the windows open in the office this evening! Hooray winter is here and the weather report gets a Chappers goal

Oh sod this quiet controlled start (no chaps keep the Nunpowder dry) It is 29C currently here, cracking weather right now, and the REALLY big news.. Been able to switch the Air Conditioning off for the first time since about May.

Nope not me I mentioned Adam as in Adam the Solent Tater, he was gobsmacked by it

taters trying REALLY hard to turn this into a dead cert 0-0 draw. Sounds really quiet, Chappers getting some mentions Ooh woke up corner