dubai_phil

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=10569 But only 8 goals scored Discuss..... (Peckhart in the squad on Sunday methinks)

How about dodgy ref for Sunday? Kevin Friend, celebrated on a QPR site as being one of the biggest "homers" in the game Doh http://www.qpr.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=124125

Used to think that life was sweet used to think we were so complete I can't belieeeeeve Rupe's threw it away Used to feel we had it made Used to feel we could sail away (to the CL) Can you imagine, how we feel today Well it seems a long time ago, we were the only ones (in Hampshire) Now we only sing swing Lowe and we're the lonely ones Do you know what you've done It's so funny how we don't talk anymore. It's so funny how we don't taaaaaaalllkk anymooohorhor yep, that works thank LS

Guys, relax, I can happily confirm that absolutely nothing went wrong when the LHC was fired up yesterday. The black holes never materialised, but there seems to have been an unfortunate side effect with regards to time, which now seems to have started to go backwards. Anyway the world hasn't ended, Thursday has become Wednesday and unless they fix it I'll shortly be 18 again so no problemo

ah, if only one could really keep abs like that when one becomes an old fart........

But only identical ones..... winky rollyeyed thingy

Somehow think it's too late for him to play for England, even with a dodgy Granny. Who'd you drop to bring him in?

On his last trip to France, as part of their obsession with him he was arrested in his Paris Hotel room for being in possession of illegal substances banned in France Shampoo, Soap and Deodorant Old one but still one of the best

No, it cannot possibly be him in that photo, the shirt has long sleeves

Drew seems to have made it be known of late that he is Happy at Southampton Does not like playing at left-back That may also be a factor

Will never forget his classic golf sketch and goodness knows what TV series it was or when Also co-incidentally, that photo looks remarkably like some of the old TSF crew after a case of beer and 7 Bullfrogs when they came down here to the Rugby 7's last November....

Oh, and another problem with permanent sunshine. If you don't find a chick aged about 24, then they all look about 50 through spending too much time at the pool.... all weather beaten - yuk. (Well that's the excuse us old farts use, and it works)

One glistens.... Actually Saturday took my lads to the golf course - arrived as it got dark at 6:30 and left at 8:30 after playing the par 3 and slicing some on the range. When I bend over a putt, my baseball cap shed water as if it were rain, ludicrous. My hyper fit lads were also soaked. So in fact you build around it, Dry fit shirts and golf shorts are a godsend, in 18 holes in the summer we drink around 8 liters of water and 3 isotonic drinks and then don't pee for 3 days. Life is lived in shopping malls and airconditioned houses/cars and you NEVER wear light blue or light grey work shirts = that whole dark armpit patch.. In evenings it's easy taxi pub taxi club taxi home, you sure as sh*t don't "go for a little stroll" here in the summer. Strangely, I find I sweat more when back in UK, often in the winter - lots of layers then into a heated shop or tube..... Also helps that the chicks are that much more glistening in the evening - saves on the baby oil But our TRUE secret is SWEAT. yep a drink called Pocari SWEAT. It's Isotonic and we drink gallons of it, the tourists always go WTF, but besides the replenishment factor it is also a godsend when coming home p*ssed as it helps kill the hangover in the morning or stops it dead IF you remember to have one before passing out! It's pretty good with Vodka as well. Isostar and Lucosade just tastes like sugary sh*t

You're right, the weather is sh*t. It's only a paltry 36C here today according to my Google deskptop - WTF is happening, should be at least 38.. Oh and for those thinking about moving for better weather, don't bother, you soon reach the point where you pine for a cloud. Takes about 35 years apparently

Don't panic, it may not be ONLY us having upcoming problems with crowd figures. Interesting article today on the costs of wtching the PL and the impact on fans http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2708611/Football-fans-ditch-the-pitch-to-save-cash-in-credit-crisis-as-match-cost-tops-100.html

A televised match starting at midday with the away team bringing 5 fans and their dog, and a game in the middle of the peak summer holiday weeks. Not saying the attendances are good but it is WAY too early to make judgement calls, in the same way it is way too early to make calls about walking the league, going down or being simply doomed. Talk about short-termism:-) What is FAR more worrying is the fact that this forum now seems to ONLY have 65 active posters and most occassions over a weekend

Live

If it's true it ties in with my expectation that Euell/Skacel/Thomas will probably be off in the loan window. Don't see Harte as a total footballing type though, guess we'll see, hope he has some pace left

Actually, hang on a minute, how did someone manage to buy shares today? Didn't the Stock Market Computers crash? Hmm a NEW conspiracy, quick, someone wake Trousers up

Beckham I suppose then

Interestingly, I was posting about earlobes on the JP hair debate (how times change eh!) When I received a junk SMS here in Dubai.... From TRICON who offer me a great deal on buying a house during Ramadan at only 1% a month Which rang a bell, too good to be true offers, way back in them old days was it Tricon or Trican that were supposed to be buying us and saw the demise of saintlee and LLS? Just when we all looked back then there were no such companies, and now here they are a property development crew.... Anyone remember? Should I dial the freephone number and ask for Barry?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1660361.ece Somebody, somewhere either at the football club or his agent or family needs to sit him down and explain what PR is all about. I am sure that Power FM's marketing manager really cannot believe his/her luck. It matters not whether he needed to do this, he just MISSED such a golden opportunity to do this properly, so instead looks like a tw*t

Dunno about the hair, but the earlobes look familiar....

Now look the ******************* Lowe Vindalood thread was bad enough so PLEASE, NOT AGAIN!

Friday out with mates for dinner party to Portugese restaurant. Ordered salted codfish pie with Chorizo. It came as Snapper pie with egg. Rest of the night was like that really sort of not what the doctor ordered Saturday watched The Sarah Connor Chronicles on download took my two boys to driving range and par 3 - cost me 45 quid for 2 buckets of balls and 3 of us on the par 3 Thought I was doing a fatherly favour not paying off the US national debt Sunday was feeling down and got two SMS's from cute chicks inviting me out on dinner dates this week - both on the same day of course, then went to mates mum's birthday bash at an all you can eat and drink for 20 quid. Think we liked the food but stuffed if I remember Monday has been VERY sluggish 4/10 (may yet rate a 10 if the dates go well)