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As a kid I used to live c.5 miles from Broadmoor and every now and then we'd see Jimmy Savile jogging around the streets on the way to/from school... Ah... oops... Probably need a totally different thread for that one...! (True story btw)

Denis Wise on a plane flying back from Rome c.1999. Sat in the row behind us. Chris de Burgh on a flight to Malta c.2015 (not exactly a footballer but he's an avid Liverpool fan, so sort of counts... ) My uncle at family gatherings (he used to play for... ahem... Portsmouth... 😲)

The Saints badge on that looks a little too small to me? (Compared to normal)

Not guilty m'lud

Actually, the fact it appears they used the full length of the runway, attempting to take off at the last possible moment (hence the plume of dust that can be seen) is equally odd. Too heavy maybe?

Yeah, fair point. Contrary to what I saw earlier, it turns out they used the entire runway anyway...

If flightradar is anything to go by, it looks like they started the spool up about a third of the way down the runway rather than taxiing to the far end of the runway. Therefore, it wouldn't surprise me if they underestimated the length of runway required, which would be based on the weight of the aircraft, amongst other factors.

Someone give Farmer the 'told you do' medal he craves, FFS. 😉

House!

Reminds me of one of my favourite places in Australia...

Indeed. A club of our stature in the championship ought to be predominantly focusing on players with both attributes.

👆 Those pointing out this

Imbecile (No offence)

People who get annoyed by people that call ketchup red sauce

Source?

This. You'd have to be an imbecile to put red sauce in a bacon (or sausage) sandwich. Mental.

What's worse... People "obsessing" about Martin or people obsessing about people obsessing about Martin...?

I think we're talking about different Jacks...

Does this mean Cap'n Jack is staying put...?

Call me old fashioned, but I'd rather have both...

Hmm... Super Computer versus the footballing genius of Sidney Fudpucker.... Too close to call...

I thought it had been turned into a monkey chicken petting zoo, but could be my memory playing tricks on me...

Can't think where I've seen that type of kamikaze defending before.... Seems so familiar somehow... Sure it'll come to me shortly...