trousers

Bovril

Try telling that to my nervous system. It still believes we can throw this away. Don't worry, I'm having words with it, and all my other internal organs for that matter.

A Pompey fan phoned TalkSport last night and the presenter (Andy Goldstein??) told him that at least they've got the comfort of knowing that if they do go down it wasn't due to their performances on the pitch but it was due to their dodgy owner(s). Erm....interesting logic....and there was me thinking that they only had a half decent side BECAUSE of their "dodgy" owners.... Alas, there will always be mentally challenged people who just don't quite get it...

^ This :-)

He is paid to wind people up. He does his job very well.

Only losing 37.5% of away fixtures at top 10 sides = "dire"?

Or draw it if Leicester get a point at home to West Ham in their earlier game....

The playoffs could be beyond Boro at kick off

Middlesbro could be beyond the playoffs at kick off on Saturday

Reading score!

Reading will be promoted if they score

Blackpool score

Do. Not. Concede. Another. Goal

4 mins added time. FFS

Come on Saints

I think I've got a stomach ulcer

Stop thinking these bad thoughts Trousers!

Guly on for Sharp......

Brighton equalise

Posh score. FFS

Kelvin saves a good shot (x2)

Don't do that too me BBC online....the graphic just switched to the Bristol / West Ham game....but just an update....

No....too scared!

Saints winding the game down now