trousers

Ipswich 1 Peterboro 0

Yessssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!! LAMBERT

Donny 0 Derby 1

Birmingham 1 Boro 0

Linesman subbed

@TonyHusbandBBC: #pompey administrator reveals club wage bill was £13m and he needs to bring it down to nearer £6m. Late start here, #bbcfootball

Lambert hits the bar

Lee out. Chaplow in. Guly up front

Blackpool 0 Brighton 1

Before, during or after?

Yorkshire pudding = 2-0 away win. Fact

@bigadamsport: Lorry has jackknifed on M3 North between jct 12-11. If you're a #saintsfc fan heading to Millwall, take note ! #badstarttoday

p.s thanks for all the suggestions thus far folks. Will let you know how I get on :-)

Whaaaaaa.....?! My threads been hijacked by gelatine! Could be worse I suppose.....

Good to see they're still keeping it in the family... @pn_neil_allen: RT @Pompey_Royal: Not sure its going to go down well but its mothers day pressies from the #pompey shop this year.

There aren't enough varieties of trees and monkeys in the world for me to be able to stretch my French vocabulary over 90 minutes.

Southampton to Fleet = 45 mins to an hour journey depending on traffic.

Phonetically correct though...

Are they a laughing stock yet?

Oh dear... @pn_neil_allen: If anybody needed reminding about the fight #Pompey face to stay up....... Courtesy of the brilliance of @Mikey_Pompey http://t.co/GwLWCEH7

@solentsport: #Pompey midfielder George Thorne has extended his loan from West Brom for a further month

I keep seeing "Aunt Bessie" and "batter"...feeling a bit queasy right now...

Actually, Lady Trousers is pretty poor at that too TBH