trousers

Bear in mind that c.75% of public sector works didn't vote for a strike so it should be pretty much business as usual I'd have thought.

FFS! Thin end of the wedge mate! I refused to allow any other teamware into the house when we had ours. Oh, congratulations BTW! :-)

Is this the "toothless when it comes to Pompey" HMRC we're talking about here...?

I'm really looking forward to Wednesday. There will be much more room on my privatised train service and London won't be so crowded, so a much more pleasant onward journey to the office. I think they should strike one day a week until further notice. Just think how much that would save the exchequer annually. Win win.

If they managed to rustle up a few hundred grand for bail at the drop of a hat, won't they 'find' the money to pay the wage and tax bills with equal aplomb...?

Understand where you're coming from, but comparing "tragic deaths" (evil dictators aside, are there any other types of death?) is ultimately a futile exercise. How many people die on our roads every year? Somewhere in the 'thousands'. The reason we didn't hear about the "100" deaths on our roads over the weekend or the next British soldier to have been killed on duty is because they are not "one off" events. They are sadly all too frequent. A respected footballer and current international manager committing suicide is thankfully a very rare event which, rightly or wrongly, makes it more "newsworthy" in today's 24 hour media world. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with the news priorities and coverage yesterday, but any debate about it is not going to change human nature I'm afraid (IMO of course)

So, start of a new week. Grateful if someone could timetable the key dates and times that we should anticipate this week's 'laugh out loud' moments. Just need as much prior warning as possible to ensure I don't have a mouthful of coffee. There's only so much splutter induced liquid caffeine a computer screen and keyboard can take before it's toast...

No it isn't

Good to see we have a game on Boxing Day this year

Yep

You were desperate for a poo but decided to shower your plums first...?

Cock

Was this before or after your poo?

Yay

Sibley tweeted at half time that "his knee gave way beneath him".... :-(

For those there, how did Lallana play? We seem to be unable to unlock defences when we play away if Adam isn't on fire

Listening to the radio commentary, I don't think I heard Lambert's name mentioned more than a handful of times.

Coyr!!!

In fact, ever player we've been linked with will always score against us in games at their place. Another fact.

Billy Sharpe will score in that game. Fact.

Full time

If Derby can get a draw at West Ham then it's not been a bad a day as it could have been

Saints still 5 clear at the top as things stand

6 mins stoppage time! COYS!

In a slightly perverse way, I'm quite looking forward to the SWF going back to the wrist slitting days of 2008 for the next 48 hours or so. Can't beat a dash of nostalgia.