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So, sweepstake on the City winner... 87 mins for me

Seen those given before. We seem to be getting the VAR rub of the green today (for a change!)

We've been here before and we know that VAR doesn't work as it should... Edit: or maybe it does!

If I'd known you had tits I'd have been less harsh with my criticism in the past. My apologies.

Tight circle, my arse

Spend £500m before the end of January?

You're making me cross now

Now Jesus hits the post. Christ Almighty

KdB post. Saints on the ropes now. City winner inevitable

That's a fair point. What are those attackers there for if not to influence the play?

Bollocks. 1-1. Forster error?

Like clockwork

I reckon Pep will actually mean it when he says in his post match interview that this has been their toughest game all season (after they win 3-1 of course)

Broja post!

We need to engineer a JWP free kick situation early on I reckon. If only we had a Jack Grealish #diveking

Close to 2-0!!

Yeah, but dreadfully slow... (c)@DT

Redmond off, Moi on

We'd qualify for the Champions League if the answer was "3"

Just about to crack open rosé bottle #2 here. Doesn't get much more nervous than that

Keep up sir, I already did that on 20 mins

Still looking for one with side boob. Will keep you posted.

Yeah, but "too slow"... (c)@DT

Half time. That's my favouritist first half thread on Saintsweb for a long while #banterfest #nomoaners