trousers

Just the three letters sent to the EU then...

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

Time to handover to the next generation. I'm getting too old for this laughing at Pompey malarkey. That said, maybe the thread should be mothballed for now as seeing them languishing in the 3rd tier of English football forever isn't much fun. Would rather see them promoted to the Championship from where they can enact 'Project Overspend', in the true spirit of the previous football club that played at Fratton Park prior to 2012. Now that would give this thread a much needed injection of the chortle factor.

Juncker rules out extension...

Yep, what goes through people's minds when giving new players the benefit of the doubt when they haven't seen them play...? Bonkers. https://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?60015-Jannik-Vestergaard

I usually give it 10 games each season before applying for membership of the SWF Doom & Gloom Club, but this year I'm going to apply after just 8 games. Anyone got a spare membership form? Alas, another battle against relegation beckons. P.s. there's got to be more than meets the eye to Rohl leaving just before the start of the season, hasn't there?

Textbook

The realisation that 1980 is closer in time to World War 2 than it is to today.

Chomp chomp chomp

We're missing Djnepo. Would have made the difference today IMO, especially with them down to 10 men. Highlights our lack of squad depth though. A few odd decisions from Ralph too.

Indeed. He kept looking at where Kane was too and decided not to track him. Bizarre.

Vote Ings...

Cripes. That's almost 2 posts per day on average. That trousers nutter is obsessed!

Urine

Armstrong?

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Woop woop

Yay!!

Looks like Sky have turned on the mic near our fans at last....

Get in!!!

You can thank me later #workedatreat

Ok...remind me.... who was desperate to play Pompey in the cup...?

Fret ye not, Glasgow is there. He'll soon gee them up

Smoother than their tablecloths, that's for sure