trousers

We're currently a better team than Leicester and Chelsea, based on the most recent two thirds of the season. (yes, I know..... "a team is judged over a whole season, not on recent form...blah blah blah".... but I would venture that the most recent two thirds of a season are probably more indicative of how good a team currently is rather than using the most distant third as a barometer....) p.s. the above said, I wouldn't personally describe us as a "top top team". That is indeed stretching credibility somewhat

Joint 4th on points; 5th on goal difference....

Indeed. There are certainly more questions than answers....

Please someone ITK tell me that we've got a guaranteed option to buy rather than the ball of decision being in Tottenham's court...?

Two inches lower and we'd be raving what a cracking penalty it was... #finemargins

Just the 13 penalties for Man Utd this season then...

Oh well. Puts to bed any slim hopes of finishing in Europa slot.

Incoming inevitable Everton winner in 3...2....

Smallbone coming on. Not exactly a game changer

Everton winner inevitable here

Would happily take the draw now

Come on Ralph... Freshen things up a bit

Hang on... What was VAR checking for there? If it's a foul then it's a red, if it's not a foul then it's not a free kick....

Clearly gets the ball...?

Two high energy games in quick succession starting to catch up with us now. Time to freshen things up me thinks

This game has got such a strong feeling of inevitability about it

Should be out of sight by now

F*** off Richarlison you twat

FFS... How easy was that?

### TEMPTING FATE KLAXON ###

Shoulder to shoulder

Ooh... Nice flick from Adams there... Nearly came off

Just onside. Phew