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Saved me typing out most of my thoughts - cheers Defo had enough changes to put the game away in the second half. How on earth did their keeper get to Vestergaard's effort? Gotta be save of the season, surely? P.s. sadly, looks like Adams is destined to be a one goal wonder. Dreadful tonight in and around the 6 yard box

And now Adams falls over the ball #facepalm

WTF was that from Hojbjerg. His price tag must have halved in this game, surely?

Adams on edge of box... Passed it backwards/sideways to Hojbjerg... Who misplaced his pass into touch. Lovely stuff...

Wake up FFS Adams The annoying thing is that Obefemi would have more likely capitalised on the improved service into the 6 years area in this half compared to Adams.

Our players don't seem to gesticulate at the ref like other teams do when it comes to a possible VAR decision.

Bizarre pass from Ings there. One touch and he's in on goal again

Smallbone stood watching that for about 3 seconds before deciding he probably ought to have a go at closing down

Wowzer! That would have been goal of the season if that goes in!

Let's get Armstrong on. He'd make hay out there now I reckon

11th dream back on!

£30m for Hojbjerg my arse Ings!!!!!!

Bring on the calvary Ralph! P.s. Come on Man Utd! #nowlookingoverourshoulderagain

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Can anyone guess what was going through Ralph's mind when he picked Hojbjerg at right back? What did he hope to achieve/prove by playing a player that doesn't want to be here in a position he can't be arsed to play in?

Yeah...I knew I should have predicted 11th from the get go... That's so far removed from the "madness" of 10th it's unreal...

Looks like the dream of 11th is over

Any volunteers to drive Vestergaard up to Leicester?

Come on Saints!

Draw. That'll do #questfor11th

Don't you dare get a f***ing winner Everton. 11th is ours

FFS Walcott

Isn't this a bonkers skewing of the stats if this is true? https://www.cebm.net/covid-19/why-no-one-can-ever-recover-from-covid-19-in-england-a-statistical-anomaly/ "it seems that PHE regularly looks for people on the NHS database who have ever tested positive, and simply checks to see if they are still alive or not. PHE does not appear to consider how long ago the COVID test result was, nor whether the person has been successfully treated in hospital and discharged to the community. Anyone who has tested COVID positive but subsequently died at a later date of any cause will be included on the PHE COVID death figures. By this PHE definition, no one with COVID in England is allowed to ever recover from their illness. A patient who has tested positive, but successfully treated and discharged from hospital, will still be counted as a COVID death even if they had a heart attack or were run over by a bus three months later."

HUZZAH! The race for 11th is very much ON baby!

Hojbjerg at right back according to Adam Blackmore