DG

Everything is terrible and getting worse.

In addition to the passing: tackling, closing down, creating chances, scoring.

Juanmi with 10mins to do a thing. Great.

Woot. Muffins. Nuns. Etc.

Ok positive thoughts. We will score we will score we will score.

In his back garden playing with his kids.

Forgot we even had Long.

Just shoot ffs.

Even Mane on crutches would be an improvement.

So sick of floaty crosses.

More reserve psychology time: We're not going to score. We're not going to score. We're not going to score. We're not going to score.

A sub, about time.

If he's fit enough to come on, then Mane for Rodriguez asap please.

Right you useless ****s on grotesque wages one goal in the next 45 minutes isn't too much to ask. I don't care how you do it, even if you have to resort to picking it up and throwing it in. Just bloody SCORE. COYS.

Utterly pathetic. Time to throw some tea cups around.

Probably best we crash out now than fluke our way into the group stages and get humiliated by someone semi-decent.

Easy as that eh?

Just bring on Juanmi, Tadic and Mane and go all out attack. Pointless carrying on like this.

Well that's Europe over for another few years. Total and utter garbage.

Time for an old favourite, we will score on page 7.

Fairly decent start. Hope the ref gets on top of the time wasting.

That defence :/ JWP + Pelle = goals hopefully. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

It's 2015

Berahino staying too.

All part of the plan.