Suhari

Insane loan fee.

Trollope is the new Black.

Decent move that.

They're being brave though, right?

O.M.G. Do you think we have chance of tempting him back for a season? He's someone I would be happy to have at the club, as a 'good bloke in the dressing room', and making a few cameos.

Spoken like a fellow short-sprinter.

Train hard, fight easy was something of a motto for me in my younger days. So good to see these comments from William Stilliam. I want to see my team compete: constantly. And to do that they need to Work Fucking Hard. I'm getting a good feeling for this season.

And a bit of a 'fiery' game too I understand. Good. A team that has trained hard, is tired from a long run, and is then together in something of a battle. Get some fitness and heart into them!

Crikey. We are doing playing-forwards, running into space and shooting things. Not seen that for a while.

Is this code for something I don't understand? E.g. pineapples and pampas grass?

Is he drunk?

Ramsdale is interesting. Would picking the ball out of the net in a Prem relegation battle really make him more appealing for England than pushing for a top-spot in the Championship? Wonder what his overseas options might be. Does that help an England call-up more? I've got a sneaky feeling he'll stay...

I wish a few more of our current squad showed the effort and PASSION this fella did.

He's shit. Very, very average at Championship level; woeful in the Prem. Sums up the dismal state of our defensive options for the past few years. Really hoped we'd get rid this window. "Leadership"? Fuck off.

Yeah. Gut feel says we're done signing strikers after DD. Move on BBD, and that's likely our 'roster'. Should be strong enough... favourable comparison to last season in the Championship.

Good guy, good player. Glad we had him here. Wish him all the best.

Intensive is the new Insane.

SR get a lot of stick, and rightly so for some of the fuck-stoopid decisions they've made. However, Dragan has stumped up some pretty considerable £££, WITHOUT being the one making the decisions and signing the cheques. He must be pissed off as fuck. I reckon he has something to prove. And I think we'll see him improve things massively, without vaping, slender-jean wearers around the place. Looking forward to hearing the interview.

Is this an actual early leak for us? That's pretty rare. Nice kits.

Is it confirmed that Matsuki will be joining up with us next season?

That sounds like a simply fantastic day out. Amazing experience for the youngsters.

Like that.

Easy chants.... He's big He's quick We won't mention his dick Joshua, Joshua.

Now that is a game changing option. He's tall enough to cause havoc in the opposition box, chucks in a great long throw, and is insanely quick. He'll be able to get on the end of his own assists. Are you allowed to take a throw in straight to yourself?

We've got a waterfront location too. Dubai-on-the-Solent, anyone?