Suhari

Given how few touches we have in the opposition box anyway, I think we can make this happen.

That's a decent initial analysis, but I feel it needs to go further. What are their xSk2Vs?* *(expected Skinny jeans to Visible socks).

Is his football ugly? I always thought Brighton looked very tidy, moving the ball through midfield at pace.

So can we consider it fact that the club are putting out feelers/investigating alternatives?

Frustrating. Good at times, but still not dynamic enough. Once again the subs made us worse.

Has Aribo had a hair transplant?

Standard.

Unlucky Archer.

Good noise from the crowd today.

Dibling!!!

Dibling!!!

It's a fine line between 'brave' and 'fucking suicidal'.

Interesting line up that, not one I'd have predicted. Maybe better balance with Taylor coming in. With FD as the only DM it looks more attacking. Fruastrating to see Wood on the bench; surely ABK or Edwards should be there instead. No Smallbone in the squad again.

I think the bigger problem is that we don't create chances for anyone to prove they can score! It's essentially the same problem as last season - that lack of dynamic attacking intent. The difference being we are now playing against better opposition and coaches, who are much more comfortable holding a defensive shape, so we're getting less chances for the tip-tap, tippy-toe, through the lines efforts that we rely on. We are basically incredibly easy to play against.

RA will be all over this. He'll probably write a book.

First class purveyor of boring football.

Good penalty BBD.

Will any of the squad pass the penalty sideways? #posession

I just can't be arsed. Such a poor approach to the beautiful game.

Stewart coming on. AArma off.

BBD flattened. Good defensive header, that. Wrong box though.

So BBD still a left winger then?

Got a bit end to end now.

Someone tell Russ that if he doesn't sort this shit out at half time, I'm spending the rest of tonight spanking it to pics of Lucy.

In truth I didn't even cheer. I'm hypnotised by the turgid shitness of our 'style'.