Suhari

Where's this from?

Next goal is the key one!

Yeah. I don't reckon we'll claw anything back from it now.

Lol. Six against two on that break?

I've got a corkscrew for her.

What's an xA?

What a load of twaddle.

Lost my stream. Actually preferred the 10 minutes of not watching. Maybe I'll just switch off. Like the whole club has.

Half decent attack that.

I'm thinking of giving it a go.

Surely not. SR wouldn't make themselves look such a set of cocks. Would they?

I just hope they are polite enough to give us a reach-around.

Wow. Nearly 5. So, so easy. We have zero defence.

Yep. Just saw the fourth. We are so, so shameful. How the hell do we bounce back from this season?

Just woken up from a snooze. What did I miss?

Bet the floodgates open now.

Titcheese.

Big, big cheers for ABK!

Bednarek off injured. ABK coming on. Go on, my son.

Here we go then. I've got a stinking cold, a nose like a tap and am generally not a happy camper. I have no doubt my wonderful team will deliver thrills to help me feel better.

Aribo at CB. Ivan getting on the sauce early?

Had we sent them Stephens by mistake?

I'm numb to the whole thing now. I feel no connection to the players, and very little pride in my team. Dismal. Hoping for a complete reset in the summer.

Bollox.

Nuts. Streams have stopped.