I do indeed live in Ohio. I moved here because I liked it's over-abundance of vowels. It's a shame I took my website down. I had quite a few factually dishonest, yet occasionally slightly true autobiographies on it that explained exactly who I am not/am/was. Had you read them, you could have had insight into who I was for different brief periods in time.
Oh yes, and the scarey avatar is actually a VERY modified self portraitish. Even more scarey, huh?