Ohio Saint

I only like footy when its over.

Wtf is flat iron square?

What a mare at the end!

Jolly good chaps

Wibble.

Engurland expects that every man will do his duty

Cold lasagne. I don't have the cognitive power to master the microwave right now.

The only joy I get from the video is seeing the names on the back of ze German's shirts.

What the hell do I do for the next two hours? I'm paralized!... I have work to do, I have things I can do around the house..... i just can't do any of it! I also have a 30 pack of beer, but i don't wanna be hammered at kick off. This is unbearable!

I've suddenly lost all hope. I suddenly remembered this is England. We can't have anything nice.

Flicking genius post! Well said stranger!!

The older you get, the fuzzier time and space becomes - Steven Hawkwind.

And were they excessively dismissive of the qualities of the other teams?

Admit it, you just want me to post sexy nun pics.

Yeah, I agree.... Its just that i was living in France when they won it. They were such ungracious winners that the memory is clouding my own self interest.

I dunno who will win today, but I'm rooting for Belgium. I would just hate for France to have any chance of winning the final.

Bloody hell! I came on here to catch up on world cup talk, and all I get is a load of guff from someone with latent mother/sister issues! From someone who was not dressed up as a girl by his parents, can we talk about the footy now?

Wanting him to miss a penalty due to suddenly dying seems a bit harsh.

Whatever way you look at it, losing to Poirot was a master stroke.

Exactly. I will be soooooo peed off when we screw this up!

Wow. Croatia's goal was WAY to easy!

I'm starting to worry about the consequences of beating Russia.

Agreed. We seem to be more adaptive to the teams we are playing so far. I'm not used to that from England. I'm sure we will still screw it up.....just not for the established reasons.

I've decided to impregnate a random crack (whore) who needs the cash and insist she names the baby Pickford Kane Ohio. I'm classy.

Just stop touching it. Sincerely!