Ohio Saint

No, he's got a head injury.

nope, just scroll down to second video

Phew!!!!!!

They take it in turns to touch each other?

Not ripple, but this one is very good, http://soccerlegacy.net/premier-league-live-stream-3/

I prefer it without the taters.

http://soccerlegacy.net/premier-league-live-stream-3/

Could do better is the new awful it seems. I'd love to see some of the school report cards of some of our posters. "Batman did not pay attention last term, but this term he is a total tosser. He couldn't spell his way out of a wet paper bag. He was doing well under Miss Pritchet, but since she was sacked and we brought in Mr Boing, Batman has totally lost his head. A total melon.

Ohio leaves the room for a pee, and he scores!!!

All that stuff said, it's still only 0-1

Perhaps, for the second half we should bring out the nuns, get behind them and pretend it will make a difference?

Get Les Reed in to help?

Really good spell of pressure there

This one's pretty good http://www.myfeed4u.com/watch/2922722/8/Southampton-vs-Crystal-Palace.html

Well, there was 20 years stoppage time, so you just aged normally really.

Well, I'm glad I forgot this match was on until 5 minutes ago.

Fit that phrase into a chant and we will win the Premier League.

I predict 17th in the universe.

Oh, do shut up. You are not even a match for a woman doctor.

Sorry to disappoint you. It wasn't so much a solid performance, more like 10 men full to the brim with spunk. Spunk all over the place really. They were virtually swimming in spunk.

We obviously had different experiences. As with both this match and watching Dr. Who's companions, I just masturbated furiously at the end.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Yes, of course, I'm ecstatic now, But Christ on a bike, that was such a hard game to watch given our talent for screwing up. I've aged so much I find myself somehow reincarnated as a newborn pigmy from Lewisham

Don't forget to polish the frog.

I liked the part where Steve McQueen rode a motorcycle all over the pitch.