I'm not Jewish myself, but I made sure my son was when I begat him because, well his 14 year old mum was Jewish. I thought it would make everything easier all round.... Boy was I wrong!!
I had assumed everyone would just get along after I sent my nipper down with all that peace and love hippy stuff. I reckoned it might settle down all that fire, brimstone and killing stuff I did when I was younger.
Anyways, I turned up at the footy the other day, Would you Adam and Eve it!!! It turns out that all that stuff my nipper said fell on deaf ears and everything turned out all old testament.
I'm not saying that's a good thing per say, it just warmed the cockles of a formerly wrathful god's heart.