Ohio Saint

"No one told you when to run, You missed the starting gun" Yep, me too!

You should gone with a joke about doing things half assed. Take the low hanging fruit first.

This will be a great comeback when it happens

Oh FFS

No problem with that. Wiping is a bit of a pain though, when the right side feels clean, it's a leap of faith to assume the left is too.

My twitter account only follows one twit. Orangehead Pussygrabber.

If I cut off any of my balls, I expect them to stay cut off! Bloody wizards!

Well. Screw you, saints! I've been moch drinker than thix! Like that time I sucked up my wife's pennis in the vacuum hoover.

It's like saints are deliberately drawing things out just to see how drink I can gut.

Look, I'm just not sure, she asked me too Hoover the front room, and there was an abundance of Willie's blocking the system. I didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.

Not sure, it might be the wife's.

Danso AND Kevin Keegan!?

Does anyone know how to get a willy out of a vacuum cleaner?

Wouldn't they all carry the same weight?

Latest telegram says Keegan from Hamburg!

Exactly, Shaun. It's a funny old game.

No idea about this Danso guy, I'm just excited about any half decent defender in all honesty.

Danso in the dark? Racist!

Red flavour please.

Nah, St Mary's would sound like a hippy drum circle.

OK. I have a short attention span. Now I'm bored.

Soon to be willy whacking, hopefully.

Who does Muscle currently play for? Sounds like a good signing.

What you doin' on your back, aah What you doin' on your back, aah? You should be Danso, yeah

Well played sir!