Ohio Saint

Even worse than Hitler and Jimmy Saville?

LD Sports? Darn, I was hoping for Ali Express or Wish.com. They can deliver the goods in 3 weeks rather than several seasons.

I was gonna say that I hope he gets the clap, but I also have a daughter and realise how offensive that would seem.

Simplify the penalty rules, everyone does what the jell they like....that's what will happen anyway for the top teams.

Ok, another American one..... every city, town, village here claims to the world capital of something. Strawberries, corn, haddock shaped potatos.....my town invented the Norwalk virus (now called norovirus)..... does our town claim to be the capital of that? No! We have made cruises a nightmare for thousands but for some reason dont want the name of Norwalk to mean the world capital of cruise ship misery.....makes my blood boil!

Jersey? Um.... famous for being Gurnsey's big brother? Sark has even more interesting rules for cars!

You've completely ruined the word monkey.....and even made it racist! You cheeky monkey!

Yeah, I like right turn on red, but those 4-way stops could be mini roundabouts.

Rubber necking is a complex thing. Seeing someone's head hanging off is the last thing they want to see, but they are compelled to look because it's not something they would want to miss.....And by they, I mean me.

It's a US thing, but having to stop at every single damn junction where there should be a yield sign!

I hate noticing how easily I get annoyed over the littlest thing these days. Seriously, I showed wifey a few episodes of One Foot in the Grave a little while back. She said he was just like me.

You won't get my DNA copper! Photos and video will never stand up in court!!

Turns out his missus washes his clothes!!! Edit: Darn! Benji beat me to it.

I can count two.... so, yeah.

Get a grip guys! I know that seeing a non-dog was a bit of a surprise for yo, given the venue, but she is just "not bad" or "quite fit" at best.

I was gonna repost that too. Truly a video for the ages.

Premier League standard then.

Toothless Nike chav is MOM so far

Ok, who did you call a bell-end?

Now, when I saw that pic, I associated the chimp with the royal family. I most likely did tha because my brain likes to see those jokers being mocked. If I were racist, and race was at the front of my brain all the time, i would have remembered that MM was part black, and then the chimp would have been mocking that. In summary, racist or not, the people who noticed the race element in that tweet are far more invested in the topic of racism than the average person.

You know what? Ralph could have played any one of us fans in goal today and the reaction would have been better after today's result. At least we would have seen one of us get an awesome pay packet for just one week!

To say he didn't move for the third is a bit unkind. He could have had no idea where his goal was, as it was behind him, so out of sight. There was no way he could have known which way the ball was going as he was probably too busy wondering where his goal was. Long story short, he was legless so his hands were tied.

To say he is steaming **** would imply that he has a degree of freshness.

We've been titanic

How long does FF have on his contract?