Ohio Saint

21 clueless twonks so far

I'm trying to pull a Trousers

0-0 written all over it

***** *** *** balls **** jebus.

This. I'm exactly the same right now.

Just for this game I've decided to try hard drugs. Any reccomendations?

Aside from the fact that we would not be in this position now if he had started earlier, he is by far our most consistent player. He should only lose his place to a really good new signing if at all.

You have a bus?

If only we had played McCarthy from the start of th the season....oh well.

I'm finally drunk.....it still feels like crap.

Not MLS related, but the soccer fans here that I have spoken to are very clued in about all the EPL teams and players. I'm really quite proud of them.

Tuesday is YEARS away!!!!

She's still here? She told me she was going shopping!

Beer won't cut it for the Swansea match. I'll need to invest in a bottle of Whisky

****ing unbeleivable

McCarthy AGAIN!!!!

More Turkish there

gave a chance to break everton's momentum

Hot WAG alert!

Yep!!

It's gonna be a bloody long second half now

If nothing else, it's a cushion.

GET IN!!!!!!

Long is OK, but Rooney would be better, he's short and thick.

Screw the programme....now I want a bag of chips.....oh how I miss them!!