Golac's Cunning Stunts

I reckon a lot the research for that article was done by reading the forum to be fair

I would if I was anywhere near good enough. One sacking and made for life

So the exact opposite of the situation down here then!

I expect us to go out and get the best manager possible. It's not like we're Scunthorpe (with all due respect to Scunthorpe). I think we should try to do better than a manager just sacked because there were severe doubts he could keep a side in the PL. Will support him if he comes in though for sure

But this shows just how low our bar is now set really. Reasonable human being, make people feel included, don't act insane at press conferences and the job's a good'un

"We just need to score more goals than the opposition" springs to mind...now where did i hear that recently?

In fairness, Leeds would be even better placed to do this "one of the people we are speaking to is Nathan Jones..."

"full of cliches and bollocks" Ah, you're scaring me now

I just had a dig through some Marsch threads on the Leeds forum. Have to say, I couldn't find too much evidence of them being split on him. One comment did make me chuckle: He had the players watching The Redeem Team, about the US Mens Basketball Team going from s**t at the Athens Olympics to winning in Beijing. As you do when you're staring relegation in the face in a totally different sport!!

Mad Nate would have said I'm on the phone trying to get Janny back, I don't have time, chuck him in the B Team for now

Could be another unmitigated disaster. Not only would he be under massive pressure from the start to get results, as soon as he fails to achieve that (which is likely), he will start getting pelters about being rubbish, sacked by a team in a similar position, being a yank and not understanding the english game etc etc. Hardly setting him up for success. I know our bar is set low (don't be a mad cunt at pressers, select players in their recognised positions, don't play 5th choice CBs etc), but Marsch will come with baggage which may make his task even harder than it already will be

bednarek's second coming certainly wasn't as impressive as Jesus's

Reading through this thread, how do I know when the post is vaguely sensible? I see this...

It is wonderful irony and sweet justice that JannyB played such a pivotal role in mad Nate's downfall. I will always treasure that OG from now on

There is some sweet justice here in that Shitnarek has played a nice part in the final demise of the Welsh wonder

I like the look of that team. What are you doing Monday?

The decision to restore shitnarek as starting cb is a sackable offence in it's own right I reckon

which is why i don't feel sorry for him in any way

Nothing to stop him walking of his own accord.

was the question "How do you win a premier League game"?

Would be a laugh if both clubs go into the game without a manager

If only welsh birds were a bit more attractive is all i can say

No, I put my fingers in my ears and hummed loudly in the hope that if I didn't hear it wouldn't be true

pretty please?

please please please tell me he is not getting any more chances after that debacle