Golac's Cunning Stunts

This is the one I have been waiting for literally years to happen. Please let it be true

Stephens doesn't punch above his weight though. He's shit and plays that way.

Is that somebody paying us £6m or us having to pay £6m to take him off our hands?

Yes, JWP and Tella started the season for us and then sold

It obviously isn’t but I’m sure they would like him on the bench

It was a dual carriageway so doesn’t that just mean he was in the fast lane?

Fate. It never ceases to make me wonder. A niggling injury leads to a small op which leads to him driving to England rather than flying which leads to the car crash. you can only connect the dots looking back.

Nice maths there Turkish

What I want to know is when will we be rid of Bednareck?

Glad to see Ivan getting a few mentions. I idolised him as a kid

Is that just your own speculation, or is there a more substantial link?

Couple of quotes in there that made me chuckle: Solak said: "Unfortunately, we didn't replace Jason. Him leaving was a huge blow, he was the guy who started building this environment. "Then the bloody Man U came in and stole him from us, and we didn't replace him quickly enough. That was a big mistake, and I take my part in it. "We went into the Premier League a bit unprepared. We had a very smart manager, Russell Martin, and I still believe he will have a great career. "But maybe he was a little bit cocky and he came in with his vision, and he wanted to sell it to the Premier League, and that was a risky approach. "When I talked to Will, I got the same feeling that there is a lot of value in him. I think that the smartest guys are the ones who are willing to listen. "He has great emotional intelligence, which is extremely important because he's going to manage 20-plus characters who are difficult to manage. "The second thing that I like, after the only thing I didn't like that much about Russell and Ivan Juric, is that they were so fundamentalistic.

didn't you know he word gullible has been removed from the Oxford English dictionary

Doesn't that depend on what money is incoming?

they remind me of the barca teams in their peak. Still would rather Inter spoilt the party

Just looked him up. 14 yellows and 1 red in 30 games! Will be doing a lot of suspensions!

Made oi laugh 😆

How about a Buy 1, Get 10 Free offer?

Bazunu. They will need a martinball keeper right?

and some hideously boring football. Would be a laugh seeing Vestegaard trying to play MartinBall. Maybe they could go for Captain Jack and Janny B to show them how its (not) done

Agreed. Let’s just hope we get the appointment right for a change. As others have said, we will need a whole lot of correct decisions this summer on the player side too

Why is it nonsense? You think we can attract a risk free manager given we have had such a shit show of a season and gone through 3 managers yet again? Will hardly have a queue of proven managers lining up for the role.

Given that beggars can’t be choosers and we are currently very much beggars, the only manager we will attract will come with risk.

Can’t see any other teams being mugs enough to want any of this lot, bar a couple

Would probably miss anyway