Dibden Purlieu Saint

Tesco. Audi TT 225, garaged. Have a look on Money Supermarket, Admiral usually have some cracking deals. Also when you buy a car, make sure it isn't one that could be potentially chavved up (I was going to get a Skyline R34 or an Impreza WRX but they were around £1400 a month).

Oh yeah, I know, but Turkish isn't 17 is he?

Exactly, it's positive discrimination.

Which I made up. On the spot.

I disagree. Name a crazier rumour.

That's what I heard too, see my post above. Must be happening.

It is embarrassing. They must think that everyone on this board knows the square root of FA about football. Personally I don't like looking like a complete moron in front of other people. It obviously doesn't bother Lady Saint.

Are you joking? It's not possible. He turned down going back to Bolton, which he loved, as he's been told he will be playing for the first team when his 3 match ban is over.

I've heard a rumour that we're going to be signing Ronaldo on loan from Real Madrid, but because I'm not a mong I decided not to post it. HTH

Wow, that's the stupidist one I've heard so far. I do wonder about some people.

I'd leave out Morgan and start Hammond, and play as a 4-5-1 with Guly operating behind Lambert. Only issue is we could do with a quicker striker to stretch their back 4, and Lambert doesn't operate far enough forward for this.

Looks pretty decent mate, quite impressed.

Maynard has scored for City.

Sending off. No mistake.

****!

Feck, this is getting close.

Loving the Barnsley commentary btw!

Chaplow sent off!!

Seabourne's been class today by the sound of it.

Just you. Got that and Sky Sports running at the same time and it's been perfect.

Coyr!!!

Brighton winning, BOOOO, but it does mean Pompey are losing, YAY!!

Anyone else really happy right now?

I can't believe you use IE?