Dibden Purlieu Saint

Are you seriously accusing him of being a paedophile cos he felt sorry for your son? Sounds like the usual News of the World type thinking. Man looks at child = pedo!! Ridiculous. What course you a pro at? I'm tending to push my drives at the moment, but I do have a slightly weak grip. Could this be contributing?

You just know that unless kids like that get a hiding early on in life they're going to end up in prison. ****ing pikey peasant children.

Yes, those millions of us who play golf.

Sounds like you were dressed up to go to Yates's with all those Calvin Klein and YSL polo wearing peeps. Kenzo jeans, they designed by that bloke from Blazing Squad. Sorry, but unfortunately Hugo Boss is a little too chavvy nowadays!

Tache man: 'Spread the ball wide, then kick it towards the goal'. Players: 'Why is that man with the Tache shouting at us?' Tache man: 'It's ok guys, I teach golf, so obviously I'm qualified to coach football'.

It wasn't this bloke was it???

Bumhole. Hahahahaha, brilliant.

Nah, poor joke in the end. What kind of 'tache was it?

Bizzle, shizzle ma nizzle. Kna' meen.

Ha, that's a coincidence, cos there was some bloke near me with an ugly bird giving me these broody, sultry looks. I thought he wanted to mount me. Perhaps he likes my 'tache.

She has her back to it.

He's not on here much any more. Nothing to comment on with a stable boardroom?

Eh? The point is that, statistically (ie FACT), they have the least bearing. It's not up for discussion as it's true??!!

****ing happy clappy. Liebherr, Cortese and Pardew out.

Indeed, and the forum would be a lot more boring without the vitriol generally aimed at you. But anyway, he needs time, and god almighty we need some creativity.

I do agree, and he needs time. I still think there is inherently something wrong with this club at the moment, but I am sure that there is no-one in a better position than Pard to deal with it. On a different note, I wonder who will be the first person to have a go at you just because it is you posting 19C?

He's too lightweight, and would do the same job Hammond was brought in to do.

Woah there, does that mean you're looking for promotion this season. If that's the case your worries are due to yourself, not Saints. Consolidation this year, NOT promotion.

The reason no one has mentioned it is due to it being moronic to think we could.

Nothing quite like copy and paste eh!

The problems not the players or the manager, and I suspect the same last year. The problem is the club imho. Everyone is good elsewhere, it's only when they play for us they're sh!te.

Do you know what, I don't think it's the players, I don't think it's the managers, I just think it's this ****ing club. It ruins anything and everything it touches. Grrrrr!

Just heard Jeff Stelling say that him and his mum were stabbed last night. Both still alive, but Callum was stabbed in both legs. I wish them well, but what a bizarre situation.

Has Skacel signed yet?

Hahaha, male unfortunately, but o do have nice pair!