Sheaf Saint

Are we? The club's finances are actually pretty healthy, so we could afford to hire a more proven manager if we so desired. It's just not the Sport Republic way to do anything that doesn't make them look like they're trying to reinvent football.

"I'm only happy when he's on the pitch".

Who could possibly have predicted it eh?

That could be the last we ever seen of THB. I won't be sad to be honest.

Branthwaite done his hammy. TBH they could leave him on the pitch and it wouldn't make any difference.

Alcaraz coming on. Don't even need to say it, do I.

Hey it's ok everyone. Smallbone is coming on to save the day.

We finally create something resembling a shooting chance and Aribo completely mis-kicks it. Fucking amazing.

Could we maybe just not turn out for the second half and forfeit the game? Would be funny to deny them an actual victory today.

He was standing still by the time the pass was played, and didn't even try to get back onside. Anyway, it feels a little pointless arguing over something so insignificant when there's so much else to criticise today.

Fuck me, that's just comical.

30 minutes in and zero shots on or off target. Amazing.

True, but you can't just stand in an offside position and wait for the pass. Schoolboy stuff.

Jesus. How the fuck did Wellington manage to be offside there? Absolutely no excuse for that. It's so basic.

Yep. Absolutely pathetic defending from our captain, once again. I really can't fucking wait for the day I never have to see him playing for us again. How the fuck has someone so utterly shite managed to rack up 200 apps for us?

Amazing. Just let Ndiaye walk through our defence to score. It's like we want to give them their big win today.

Who the hell is Kayi Sanda!?

You read it right. I would actually prefer to stick my knob in a (now deceased) Scouse drag queen than see Robbie Savage as Saints manager.

I think I'd rather have Lily Savage.

🎶 I was gonna tip Saints to lose, but I got high I was gonna place a hefty bet on the Blues, but then I got hi-i-i-iigh Now I reckon we'll steal a point, and I know why Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high. 🎵

Would you say it's more or less unlikely than keeping a clean sheet against Man City?

I see what you did there 😜

Probably figured it's the only way they're going to hold on to a lead today.

We just need to avoid conceding another 12 goals in our last 3 games. It should of course be a given that any team could manage to be organised enough to achieve that. But it seems there are no depths this team won't descend to in its interminable shitness, so I'm far from confident.