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Perfect. We go back to the top, Pompey go level on points with bottom (whenever the table will finally update to show the 10-point deduction). Couldn't ask for better. Sounds like we played some superb stuff today as well - definitely got our mojo back it seems. And the team we go away to next week got d1cked 4-0 to an average team as well.

Cork, Lambert, Fonte. Hell, what about Davis!

BBC sport has been really sh*te since the facelift of the site. Takes such a long time to update and stats are all over the place. I cannot believe for one second that Derby have had 58% possession today.

Pompey only off the bottom on GD now!

BARNSLEY YOU F***ING BEAUTIES!!!!! Gonna be a good day I feel

WTF!?!?!? The very second I hit the submit button he goes and scores a screamer! Spooky sh*t! Anyway... WooT 4-0!

I would really love for Lee to get his first goal today

Punch on for Chappers

Palace 4-0 Watford now. Bodes well for us for next week - I hope!

3-0!!!!!!! - Lallana!!!!!!!!

Really? What makes you so suspicious?

Indeed. Just need Barnsley to score now to send Pompey bottom!

FFS! We never score from corners!

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Sounds like we let them back into it for the last 10 minutes of that half. Would have been nice to go in to the break with a bigger cushion but I still can't see us losing this now. One more goal should be enough I reckon - Derby have really struggled to score away from home recently.

OOooh. Ricky close from the free kick there. Corner

Not sure. BBC Sport shows he had been booked already.

A goal for Barnsley now and they would be bottom!

Kitson red-carded at Barnsley! Hahahahahahahaha!

Dave Merro: "Derby cannot handle Lallana at the moment". Bexy likes this

Keeper sounds very suspect. I'd like to see/hear us launching whatever we can at him.

Naaaa, can't have!

Another corner. Rubbish - we never score from them........

Keep on saying things like that, yeah?

JOSSSS!!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!! Hooiveld you bloody lovely!