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People that use the phrase 'My Bad' :axe: What a pathetic saying from america, all people who say this are ****s and should be hung, drawn and quatered.:mad:

Anyone know if this game will be all ticket, or just in the Saints end? Who's going to this? A few good pubs in the town centre, a pub just 400 yds from the ground called the Hourglass which is open to away fans, and a cheeky little boozer up town for men only :smt119

Paros in Greece is a good island, great beaches, loads of bars and restaurants, not many drunks. However try Croatia, I went to Poreç back in 1998 just after their war ended and had a great time. The food, drink and women are out of this world. The beaches are rubbish being only rock and large shingle. Hotels were mostly 3 star although boasted 5 star. Landscape and weather was brilliant and they have great swimming areas that are very safe. Bullet holes and rocket damage everywhere but over Greece I would go back again as things have moved on since when I went. Rented a motorboat out for 12 hours and ended up 30 miles away, got lost, hit a storm, had rescue boats out looking for us and presumed us dead as when we arrived back one bloke fainted and it cost me my freedom for a few years. Croatia all the way for me although I will never go back again.

Will dump Ashley Cole over the latest chelsea sex scandal, and move to LA to live with Simon Cowell whom she has been sucking off for months. True story.

Why dont you get in touch with the News of the World and sell them your story. Surely they would pay you 1/2 million, or AC might pay you double to keep silent. Did he use his mars bar?

Let's be honest about all this. Who wouldn't sleep with her? She looks a right little squirter and miles fitter than JT's hog faced dwarf. If you google her with safe mode off she boasts a fine plump nectarine and pair of toots you'd die for. Hatch is that really whiskey macs email ?

The mystery man was the vicar, surely the white collar gave it away. Anyway she killed her sister because she had bigger tits and always got the attention.

That's Smirking_Saint.

+1 Pretty obvious from where I' am sitting.

Yes I did Deppo, and I thought you looked really professional in your yellow polka dot dickie bow.

Hanoi mmmmmmmm Lol

Shark fishing in poopey?

My planned route: Krakow ~ ***** Miami ~ ***** and fishing Munich ~ beer, ***** Portugal ~ fishing, *****

What's with the towel Bates, just finished having a crafty?

Phonejacker? Subway Army? Palistinian? Rapist?

Works on mine...........................:smt102 Just checked again,

http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=157236

Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."

Chelsea wherever you may be Don't leave your wife with John Terry His Dad deals coke And his Mum steals tea He cried when he missed a penalty. Chelsea wherever you may be Don't leave your wife with John Terry He cannot shoot And he can't ****ing pass But he'll take your missus up the arse.

:smt103

Deppo can you confirm this?

Never used it, never been on it. It is a policemans directory. I know a copper who says his station employ 3 people full time to look through facecocx.

Can someone please change the title to 'STUPID CLINT'. I did try but the mods removed it. RIP Clint.