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How do you know, you've never seen her.

Yes thanks, was that your mum?

They are actually, he loves to see her flirt.

I know someone who took his girlfriend to one. He is fat 50 and grey & she is 38 quite pretty and blonde. After she'd walked around sucking off about 8 blokes and having it doggy from about another 4 men, he decided to try his luck, the first bird he tried it on with told him to FLICK OFF, and so did the second, third and fourth. So he got in a strop with his girlfriend and went to his car. She turned up 2 hours later walking like a baby giraffe.

OK then, you send me a picture of the goods, and I will consider the deal.

Anyone fancy swopping for a month?

Just out of curiousity Jill, how many fancy dress partys do you attend? This thread seems to come up monthly. I haven't been or heard of a fancy dress party for 10 years, apart from one of those toga wife swapping parties that I usually visit.

Thank god for that, I was expecting the wrath of BLT.

I don't know of many men with cervical cancer. Don't worry BTF it only effects ladies who sleep around alot, you seemed rather concerned.

She is a selfish cow if this is true, she only made it up to take the shine of Glitter returning and to beat him home.

Go as Annie Jill She is a legend, and that way you wont have to dress up. x

Fanny cancer stinks.

Direct debit?

I am hoping as my cheque came back to me today. Do the MODS give red cards for bouncers?

Mincer.

AH dog you are going out with Eric. He is a great chap and will put you over the fish. One of the best skippers around! But not when it's windy?

I do hope so Jill. I will PM you further details once the room has been booked. I just hope you are ready and know what you're doing.

Anyone from Lymington that can recommend a cheap B&B for 8 - 10 men sharing. Also good places for steak & chips and a few pints?? Thanks

It wasn't meant to be cruel, just missunderstood. Certainly not worth a RED card.

No need to get them wet, they are already dribbling.

No the fish don't strike as they are all from Southampton. The trip has been cancelled because of the weather conditions and it will be too rough to travel as it is going to be very windy and rough seas apparently. The fish in the sea get scared and they will all be hiding in an octopus' den.

Snort crack-cocaine?

That's a bit rich coming from a mongol.

Skipper Eric said, ' I'm not a (unt the weather is going to change for the worse. Expect major tide and swell for tomorrow.' Jillsaint you are an old trout, and Hamster you are a pollock.

Thanks for your help, I am going to give him a call and tell him he's a (unt.