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OK, I am supposed to be going on a fishing trip from Lymington to the I.O.W. fishing for Bass. I have just had a text to tell me the trip is off because it is blowing a gale of Force 6. Can anyone confirm this as I don't live anywhere near the coast and I am £80 lighter and p1ssed off.

Having a 5hit marathon?

I can't believe you bid on them.

http://cgi.ebay.com/EMPTY-CONDOM-PACKET-A-PHOTO-OF-THE-TARTS-KNICKERS_W0QQitemZ250280309940QQihZ015QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

No thanks.

I want to be a major shareholder champagne charlie.

Cleaner?

Even better.

Friday ~ Supergrass concert. Saturday ~ Pub, Birmingham, Pub. Sunday ~ Shooting, BBQ Monday ~ Sea fishing I.O.W. Wednesday ~ England V Czech

I'd say that was a good match. You both had shoes on, but he was wearing a suit. And he still out run you, did you really try MB?? I wonder.

Brilliant!! Love it, yes.

Cheese sarnie x 2 Vietnamese crab sarnie x 1 Twiglets x 1

I'd be over the moon if a company like Heineken used some of my photos as a promotion, in fact I would probably pay them £200. Take the money and run before you get nothing Al. They are in the big league and would eat you up for breakfast.

My testicles are bigger than my brains. Cheers Master Bates

Saints 2-1

No my ballbag, monkey.

I'm hung like a donkey!

I'm rough as hell.

Typical woman, shooting her mouth off without even knowing the true conversation. It has nothing to do with the female swimmer being unpretty. Bridge Too Far can you please answer the question, are you a m1nger, if not why did you log off rather sharpish.. MB where's that photoshop?

You have no idea do you?

Who is this Crouchie?? He must be one ugly fothermucker.

I have been wondering about this for some time now.... How the hell does Abu Hamza wipe his /\RSE ?

Sounds like a nice place to live.