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That should be fun when England arrive.

I bet you're a good laugh.

You're mad!

Calvin are you a marriage councillor?

Your EX is a very lucky woman.

All of their songs are about Coventry. The Specials were the greatest band ever.

Anusol is for puffs. Vicks on your bum fruit feels good.

Toilet paper for the blind. When do they know to stop wiping?

Many times, many moons ago.

Squash once a week Darts a couple of times a week Python wrestling most days Bike ride to the off licence

It adds to the flavour. After applying the Vaseline I went on a long walk, I now know what a woman has to put up with after the secks.

Coventry is a sh:thole agreed, unless you live in Hillfields which is Beverley Hills. I said it was the most violent city in europe.

Geoff Thompson.

Was rated the most violent city in europe back in the 1980's. The Eclipse brings back some memories.

What do you use it for? I just stroked a finger full on my piles.

The burgers on display look tasty, I'd eat them raw.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Hawking_Lecture

No, he isn't.

Anything happened yet???? Bates you got anything?

A good friend of mine went on a stag do in Kernow. The groom and best man were handcuffed to the harbour chains after a heavy session on the drink. In the morning when they eventually found them face down in the sea, they had been gang raped and both have had their throats slit before being tossed for crab bait.

That reminds me of the lyrics of that new Nickelback track. Can you fit this into your wedding speech?

Kip, go and watch 'Very bad things' on dvd, it's all about a group of lads on a stag do. P.S. Have a good time.

Highlights of tonights games are on Setanta tonight at 10.30pm, FREE to everyone to watch. Enjoy!