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  1. I am going with 4 mates for a day off work, none of us are fit, all smoke and drink, and we are doing the 24km downhill trek. Has anyone been there? :drinkers:
  2. Dog

    If you use eBay

    Sorry - We couldn't find any items for you We had a good look through eBay, but there doesn't appear to be anything that matches what you're looking for at the moment, perhaps try another category? What a load of 5hit that was.
  3. rule 1
  4. The sun would have to be my favourite, but I have always had a soft spot for Uranus!
  5. BULL5HIT !! That's 6 seconds off the world record.
  6. How quick can you eat 3 without liquids. I hold the record in the pub. 1 min 17 secs.
  7. I bet I'm the only one who managed to grab a match programme?
  8. Send it to me spiderman.
  9. My ex-wife and her mum again.
  10. Damn! You're about 2 hours too late, I have just drowned 8 little kittens in the river as no one wanted them. :smt051
  11. Juliette Lewis & Felicity Kendal
  12. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NpRqvCps_MQ
  13. Dog

    Best Laptop?

    I know they aren't cheap, but if I buy it from CPC I can fiddle it.
  14. Dog

    Best Laptop?

    bump
  15. I have got a Compaq 3000 laptop which the kids have just knackered. So I am getting it fixed and wanted to get them one for home, to play online games, emails and general internet access. Which one off this page is best??? Except the Mac!!! http://cpc.farnell.com/laptops-notebooks Thanks in advance.
  16. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/996855/
  17. What are the drugs like? I heard they take your head off.
  18. Chickens do not go in season, that is for animals that menstrate. A good ****erel will service up to 12 hens a day, and he does this by pinning her down by the crown or neck and rubbing his sex gland which is an opening against her vent, which in about 10 seconds he shoots his love muck all over her streched open vent which in time, makes the hens fertile and can produce chicks. A ****erel does not have a penis in any way. Master Bates if you're reading this stop vvanking.
  19. Go and club some seals you thick cu nt!
  20. I used to get £5 a cat & £15 a dog fro the local chinese take away, back in the 1990's.
  21. Bullsh:t Colin, anyone can complete the task. Just listen to your voices.
  22. Good fukcing call.
  23. Who would it be ? Reason ?
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