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  1. OK Jill, you win. Who was it?
  2. Did you flash your hedgehog at him Jill?
  3. The dark haired one out of Men Behaving Badly.
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  5. OK, Jill just PM'd me. It was Arnold out of Different Strokes.
  6. I was thinking the same.
  7. Didn't you post the same thing about 6 months ago?? You are making it all up arn't you?
  8. Ron Jeremy ?
  9. Here's the new American Dollar. Removed to protect the innocent.
  10. Dog

    Am I mad?

    I drove 180 miles today to buy a car that I have wanted for a few months, after I'd taken it for an hours test drive and done 50 miles, I returned to the showroom to sign all the forms and pay for it, as it was awesome. Then I noticed the number plate was POU, I told the salesman I couldn't buy it any longer. Is that a good or bad thing? P.S. I would never own a private plate!
  11. Are people really that thick, that they get a top of the range gadget for FREE? You normally pay through the teeth for deals like these, and only bought by people with bad credit and dullards.
  12. I have a 54 plate double cab pick up for sale, in silver, 2.5 turbo diesel, upgraded 200bhp chip. Full black leather, climate control, all electric windows, bluetooth Pioneer stereo, headlight upgrade, top of the range SnugTop with full Bedrug, fitted with new BFGoodrich all terrain tyres, immaculate throughout. PM me if intrested. 46,000 miles. Company vehicle, never towed or carried heavy gear. £8,500 ono.
  13. Very true, Nostradamus said the world will be taken over by muslims... :smt042
  14. I have never had a problem having an erection, in fact I have one right now.
  15. I was crying too a 3 o'clock this morning and it wasn't due to an election.
  16. Dog

    Beer

    Was supposed to go fishing there once, the weather was so bad we spent the whole day in the pub.
  17. Is that the A-Team ?
  18. I would like to burn Steven Hawking on a bonfire, I have nothing against him in any way, I just think it would be funny.
  19. I will be very sad to see Bush go.
  20. Afan Valley nr Port Talbot, between Cardiff and Swansea. £30 bike hire, £200 deposit.
  21. Fantastic day! Just finished. My bum cheeks are throbbing. Great crack! Looking for a boozer now that does a big sirloin steak and a cold Guiness.
  22. I always use the ladies when going for a cr@p, it always feels more inviting.
  23. Pickled eggs and cheese and onion crisps are the only way to eat them. I've been eating them like that for years and I'm not from Devon. It is old skool.
  24. Just for the record, the pink toilet blocks taste the best, especially after a bladder full of Guiness and a few greenies.
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