Dog

Get onto the polish, they are jack of all trades, work for £20 a day, they will sleep on site, and they only eat sausage, noodles, cabbage and vodka.

Let's all go and buy a V W

I went there last weekend, and I thought it was pretty good by all accounts. The burgers were hot, the go karts were fast and the car-boot sale was awesome. Not too sure about the black father christmas though, he didn't right with a white beard.

R.I.P. INS, the title threw me a bit.

'You immature little co ck.' A fine statement coming from Mr TiCkLe.

Stop nicking jokes.

I used to be into a bit of the old water sports myself. Are there any Wii porn games out yet?

And I thought that was your personal website jill.

Can't remember that one??

When do you think the best time is to put them up? November 5th.

Sh:t fans, no ground!!

The best one by a mile was sang by Saints fans away to Chelsea on a wednesday night, 'If you tolerate Rix, then your children could be next'. :smt042

Did he swallow your load?

Did you swop male bodily fluids with each other?

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212 Fantastic gift for the female.

Rubbish.

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5 litre of supermarket apple juice packet of ale yeast 200g sugar Sling 4 litres of apple juice in the 5 litre demijohn, put 1/2 litre into a saucepan and dissolve the sugar in it before adding this to the 4 litres already in the demijohn. Shake the hell out of it, wait to cool and add yeast, shake the hell out of it and let it go about it's fine work. Once it starts to clear add the remaining 1/2 litre juice and siphon into 500ml glass bottles, leave a week in the warm and then down in the cold.

Rusty Lee

How old are you?

On DVD sir.

New movie based on the tunnels used in the Vietnam war. Pretty graphic and makes you feel as you're in there with them. Worth a watch with surround sound. Scary sh:t

Are you serious ? Yes you are, arn't you.

Woman = Snakes with tits.