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I like Schindlers List, is that on?

Yes it was.

http://www.getmein.com/rock-and-pop/the-complete-stone-roses-tickets.html http://www.getmein.com/rock-and-pop/the-smiths-indeed-tickets.html

Spastics who use Tip-Ex all the time.

Are touring next year, with the whole band. Can't wait to see them again.

Jam Rags in the microwave.

The same two women using their electric toothbrushes in the ladies all day. All you hear is buzzing through the walls.

Tammy

George Bush is a really nice bloke, he's just in the wrong job. He'd make a good landlord.

You should've crushed the labrador with your foot live on a webcam. Just for Jesus.

Do you work for Bang-Bros ?

Yes, but dogging spots are normally in very remote places these days.

You are correct! If you hold down the open button for 3 seconds all windows go down, and up if you hold down the lock button for 3 seconds they go back up. Amazing, I have had 3 Audi's and a VW and never new that. Cheers for clearing that up Ponty. That must mean the cars windows were wide open from 6.30pm the night before. That would explain the steamed up windows today.

A strange thing happened this morning. I woke up at 6.00am and looked outside to see if it was frosty or not, it was very foggy and damp. After I had made breakfast I went outside to the dustbins and my Audi A4 had all 4 of its windows down to about 3" from the bottom of the window. However the car inside was very dry and I guess the windows had only been opened withing the hour. The only sign of movement in the street was the big dustbin lorry, could this have any effect on the car electrics to cause it to open all 4 windows?

A pole.

biggish

That was rubbish. This is better, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hO7uH_ggJ_s

Was she a dog?

I agree, Star Bars are the best.

I just found a pit fly sucking around my rim.

I am on call 365 days a year, so being called out over xmas isn't a problem. I usually tell them, if I am capable of driving, I will. If I am drunk you'll have to pick me up. If I don't want to go for any reason, I say I'm away in Cornwall for a couple of days.