Dog

I use a hollowed out cucumber, it feels like the real thing allegedly, and you can eat it after you have finished.

Total catch: 15 Dogfish 1 Smoothound 15lb 2 Pout 1 Whiting 1 Spider crab 2 Cod 7lb & 3lb 2 Conger 40lb & 25lb Great day fishing, weather pretty good too.

I hope it's third time lucky. The las two trips have been cancelled. Can anyone tell me what the solent is like today and will we be fishing tomorrow?? On the pish in Lymington tonight.

Carrot crunchers.

SFC 1-0 Woolybacks

My keyboard is my life.

How do I update my TomTom Go700 with all the new roads etc, without paying? Is there a website.

sold

£6000 + vat, deal or no deal ? I just stuck a deposit on a new super car.

Are you a SEX CASE ?

lol.

:-/

Judas. Jesus has a stupid name, what good did he ever do? His mum was raped by Roman soldiers which makes him a bar steward, which explains why he attacked the Romans with his JeSuS Youth.

What's yellow and dangerous? The discharge leaking out of my knob.

Southam swimming pool.

It was her, she has had her hair dyed blonde, she also had a lookout.

Shut up you tosspot, how do YOU know it wasn't her?

Maxine Carr! She looked the same, her eyes, her teeth, her gums, her hair. She kept staring at me and grinning as she realised I'd sussed her out.

M***** c***

Cardiff City away to QPR too. Should be an eventful day out.

Jill answer my guess wiil ya?

Keith Chegwin ? ? ?

Martin Kemp ?

Bob Carol Gee's