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Dog

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  1. Terry 'the ashtray' Hurlock
  2. Where does Lowe live exactly?
  3. Hamster get down the Dolly, it has the best live music in Oxford. P.S. your mrs has a lovely (0(K.
  4. A legend as a song writer with The Smiths, but rare as fook in real life.
  5. Eating a cheese and ham sandwich thinking of her?
  6. I would rather be a lesbian if I was a woman, the taste of fresh snatch is heavenly.
  7. Pussycat Dolls
  8. What type of gun did he use? Are any of his brains still mooching about?
  9. There are a lot of burnley fans in Brazil.
  10. And a spikey dark hairy balloon knot to lap.
  11. I believe it Torbay.
  12. Is that why you live in Brighton twinkle toes?
  13. Can I rear end you?
  14. Dog

    **** wigs

    What is the best way to wash them? I find shampoo makes the hair go all shiny and fall out in the swimming pool.
  15. Try sticking to sucking the one flavoured condom covered penis next time.
  16. That deserves the vvankiest garden ever award.
  17. Dog

    Penalties

    :smt081
  18. I am going to the cinema, with my new fleshlight.
  19. Looks aren't everything.
  20. She has great lips.
  21. I can confirm that BTF is quite a hottie. She also has the figure of Jo Brand and Alyson Moyet.
  22. Dog

    Alloy wheels

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