Dog

They only sing that because we have better toilets, and not a f*cking brick sh:t house.

Why don't we ask the nice chaps from the valleys to join us?

Hire a hitman.

This is funnier: http://poststuff5.entensity.net/022309/flash.php?media=911fail.flv

Jade Goody

8 or 9

OK, thanks for your help.

I bet your bed sheets hum.

I would like to inhale her tights.... And then leave, she is rotten.

I am in bed now, eating cold pizza and smoking some white widow skunk, and on my 3rd can of guinness. I have been up since 6.12am playing poker against the yanks.

Ms Anal Bead.

Will be about 6.3/10

Friday - dogging Saturday - football Sunday - swimming, party, pub

I remember when Saint clark was spotless.

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40+ readers wives in HDTV is truely amazing, you get to see all their folds, wrinkles and flaps.

Saint clark

Sorry about that, it isn't funny at all. Get well soon.

Cover yourself in paraffin.

Saint clark I was having a bad day until I read this, and now it's a f*cking brilliant day. I hope you itch like a flea ridden cat.

He is a ****ing **** of the highest order!

What tastes better, black pudding, a blue steak or eating out a bird on the rag?

Black pudding & bananas yes.

I love black pudding, in fact I peel the skin back and eat it raw like a banana.