Don't worry Keithy, there is a 50% chance they wont:
A, hack
B, inject
C, sever
D, hit
E, damage
your spinal cord or nerve. At least that is what they told mother. Unfortunatly if they do, you will be dancing with Davros, Hawking and Deacon and drinking doughnuts through a straw & dribbling like a Komodo dragon.
Don't sign the form, think of it as a personal insurance.