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Get a Jacobs cream cracker, slice a piece of cheese, put the cheese on the cracker, grab a cider from the fridge. Serve instantly !

Neatly Trimmed was Crouchie in his pre Maddie days.

Of course you iron jeans you pikey. It doesnt have to have a crease down the front like MB's.

Just had a text from a mate whos dad is employed by SFC. He recons Carol Vorderman will be announced as the new owner on tuesday morning.

There are a few adverts in the local papers that do naked housework. Its £30 per hour apparently, and you get a tanned up Joe Cole to turn up, strip and do the hoovering, ironing, mopping and washing up, all in the pink. Extras are available if required, whatever that means?

Lazy, Loaded, Liar or Minging?

Sat ~ Ben Nevis Sun ~ Cut the hedge with my new tool, BBQ, pub Mon ~ Bombing Windsor racecourse

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Is rubbish, it's for girls. Cam girls are better. http://banners.cams.com/go/page/gallery_landing_page_29489_2?pid=p214041.subGal25

1min 10sec :badgrin:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80613091/

Why do you all want the carrot crunchers to down?

Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker.

1 man 1 jar

Sneezing : http://poststuff4.entensity.net/042409/flash.php?media=sneeze.flv

I'd rather suck my own stick.

I shall visit the pub tonite as I always do, not to celebrate St Georges' day, as I hate the lizard killing Turk, but the landlady has a great pair of clangers and does a great trick with a jar of gherkins. We NEED a new St. George!!!

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Hello, If anyone has any shotguns that they no longer need or use, I would be interested. Side-by-side Over & under 12g, 20g or 28g PM me if you want to sell. Thanks.

£45 ?

Stephen Hawking has just released a statement. The print out reads, 'Before I pass away I want to forward all my knowledge onto someone else.' I never knew he had Bluetooth.

What about after feeding the goat?

(1664) It's called Kronenbourg or Kronie. Coors is a puffs drink.

The fish are waiting to burn, I got sardines, monkfish, tuna, patilia & king prawns, 8 bottles of scrumpy and a french stick.