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  1. Dog rough.
  2. Pick something else then.
  3. Thanks simo, I'll pick it up on thursday. Best £150 I've ever spent.
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmTC8Rh2bM4
  5. I have just booked a boat for a week with 5 mates, should be fun. Apparently it's like paintballing on boats. http://www.somalicruises.com/
  6. I'll have the lot, how much are they?
  7. The guinea worm is pretty cute.
  8. Tiger fish.
  9. Dog

    Wallets

    Looking for a really cool wallet to buy, my crocodile one has lost one of its eyes and the teeth keep falling out. Any suggestions for a good looking wallet? Needs to hold loads of notes, coins and a couple of cards.
  10. Dog

    Wacko Jacko

    Maggie Thatcher was the best
  11. Dog

    Wacko Jacko

    That's BAD.
  12. Dog

    Wacko Jacko

    The big question on everyones lips..... Will Jill be going to the funeral?
  13. Ray Pugh.
  14. has got skin cancer, doctors say he will snuff it within 6 months. He will be buried with Bubbles in Neverland, as cremation would seriously **** up the ozone layer.
  15. I bet she dribbles well ~~
  16. 2011 is year of the Ardvaak, should be a good year.
  17. The Worzels Euro Dance Mix Vol 14
  18. Takes it up the /\rse. All the birds love it, it makes them horny.
  19. Dog

    Wd40

    Spray it on your penis before intercourse or backdoor love, it's far better than KY jelly, and you can skip foreplay altogether.
  20. Dog

    Lyrical Quiz

    3, Michael Jackson ?
  21. Dog

    Wd40

    The WD40 on the shower door works a treat for the watermarks, but turns the semen stains into crystals.
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    Wd40

    I use it on my wiper blades, on all the vehicles and the windscreens look as new the day they were bought. No flies or bird crap ever stick.
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    Wd40

    Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is? WD-40. Who knew? I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of his beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do - probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed! WD-40 who knew?&n bsp; 'Water Displacement #40' The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'water displacement ' compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Convair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts. Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you. When you read the 'shower door' part, try it. It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass. It's a miracle! Then try it on your stove top... Voila! It's now shinier than it's ever been. You'll be amazed. Here are some other uses: 1.. Protects silver from tarnishing. 2. Removes road tar and grime from cars. 3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings. 4. Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery. 5. Keeps flies off cows. 6. Restores and cleans chalkboards. 7. Removes lipstick stains. 8. Loosens stubborn zippers. 9. Untangles jewelry chains. 10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks. 11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill. 12. Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing. 13. Removes tomato stains from clothing. 14. Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots. 15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors. 16. Keeps scissors working smoothly. 17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes. 18. It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks. 19. Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40! 20. Gives a children's playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide. 21. Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers. 22. Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises. 23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open. 24.& nbsp; Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close. 25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers. 26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles. 27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans 28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling. 29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly. 30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and on their tools. 31. Removes splattered grease on stove. 32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging. 33. Lubricates prost hetic limbs.. 34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell). 35. Removes all traces of duct tape. 36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain. 37. Florida’s favorite use is: 'cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.' 38. The favorite use in the state of New York, WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements. 39. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states. 40. Use it for fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch. 41. WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag. 42. Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone! 43. If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.. P.S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.
  24. Dog

    City breaks

    Honeymoon?
  25. Dog

    City breaks

    Try drinking in Norway then, in the past I have paid £8 for a pint! MUG.
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