Dog

Same here mate. Bit gutted really as wanted to make two decent days out of it. I'll see you in the White Horse for a pre-match jiggy.

Your face.

I know it's old, but it still makes me laugh. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/749886/ :smt038

Worms

Lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFpUZ-hFbA&feature=related

Make sure you get to a local derby game in Istanbul. It is an experience you will never forget.

Makes me wonder what you were searching for when you came across that biggest load of cr@p I have ever witnessed? Thanks.

Fukc off mate, tans are for willy woofters!

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/061209/flash.php?media=headbutt.flv :smt046

Do EasyJet fly to Tripoli ?

I wear eyeliner, pluck my eyebrows, shave my pubes right off, stick my penis up my ars3 and go down the pub to urinate in the ladies.

It's simple, go to a shop & buy it.

Yes you can, in widescreen, 7:1 stereo & Full HD 1080P :smt113

Brilliant piece of kit. Best phone ever, especially the ringtones.

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Were they on a stag do?

Kingsland Tavern wine bar

You lot are F**king sick!! Taking the P!ss out of dead people. My brother was on that flight.

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Ok Jeffrey

Istanbul is great for nightlife around Taksim, and sightseeing on the european side, but it is hot, very overcrowded, and you will need a guide. Bodrum & Gumbet are both excellent beach venues and do have great nightlife, full of english and turkish muff. Marmaris is a more upmarket harbour resort and full of germans, great restaurants and bars. Alanya is excellent for beach, nightlife and fantastic for sightseeing as it is towards the east. By far the best venue for visiting sights such as Cappadoccia, Pummekala, Troy and Batman which is a PKK stronghold, but well worth a visit. Alanya is bad for mosquitos mind. Kusudasi (port), Fetiye and Olu Deniz are very lazy beach only resorts. Any further questions or advice you need mate PM me.

Make sure to take plenty of Vaseline.

Graham Norton ?

Is that concrete?