Dog

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I think your guys use oil that is better than mine.

Tehran is reasonably cheap this time of year.

That mosque was the view from my bedroom for 12 months, dodgy area. :axe:

Look I was just trying to offer someone some cheap oil and all I get is a load of grief. It will be poured down the drain at 5pm should I get no better offers. I will feel alot better when it's gone.

That is a better oil than mine.

So your VW tourag requires better oil than a ferrari?

It can do turbo diesel engines yes, but it is the main oil used in motorsport, ask Ponty.

Don't worry Steven, you'll soon get the hang of it. Next week they may put you on reception.

Which Travelodge did you stop in stevo, was it a birthday treat?

Come on the Millwall, beat those horrible dirty northern scumbags..

She's on the way!!

£200 & a dozen eggs?

It is better than the 5W-30 oil Al.

It is the blood of the BMW 318 and any other super dooper sports/racing/rally car. It is the best oil on the market, and I said PM me.

We can as from today MB, the bube ban has been lifted, but only in the muppet room. I have just PM'd ponty and he has confirmed tits are gonna flow.

No, that would be £30. Just a normal pole.

£10 a dozen inc p&p or £5 a dozen without p&p

The chicken was a lady. They always have food. They have massive teeth and always eat their own. F*ck the chicken! What about my wheels and psyco hamster, 2 pairs of leather boots, an ice-cream maker, a leather sofa and my favourite thong.

My neighbour and drinking partner.

Does anyone remember her?

Yes, a fridge full.

Alexis May ~ google her

To eat or to hatch?

Spend a week shark fishing in Portugal, come back to: Lost my suitcase My boy put a brick through the mrs' Audi rear window My mrs borrowed my new car and kerbed it badly My favourite chicken died and got eaten by the others They lost the hamster and it ate two pairs of leather boots