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I usually lay a turd before I leave my house. When I need to pee, I normally do it in the street, pub sink or in someones back garden.

I never wash my hands after a pish or shat, what is the point, you only get other peoples germs from opening the door on the way out of the sh1tter.

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He would be in Coventry.

Is seriously ill in hospital, looks like he might have contracted a deadly virus. Doctors say the next 12 hours are critical, if he keeps losing memory they're going to reboot him. Get well soon mate.

What about course fish? I was thinking Carp, roach and chubb from the local Povski deli in town.

Good shout! And religous too.

What is the best fish to stick on a barbecue? I have to cook a bbq tomorrow and it has to be fish only as we are religous. P.S. Has anyone seen the new jar man?

'Baby on Board' is wierder, why not stick an advert in the Paedo Weekly.

Thanks for the lovely tulips.

24 weeks is pretty harsh really.

Queing up to see the largest aquarium in Europe.

It's funny because all the Millwall lot are 'LOL' just after they blew promotion....

Suicide Bombers

What colour horse was it?

Get a Landrover defender.

I had a tv with a printer, sould I could print off the footy scores, weather, news, missing persons, jobfinder, horoscopes and dating ads.

Is there be wheelchair access at the City Ground?

Liverpool did.

Liverpool did.

He looks a bit like you.

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I remember that day very well, we beat West Ham Utd away with Rod Wallace scoring after just a minute or so. Still got the bruises to show.

I wouldn't go if they were playing in my back garden. They were good in their day 70/80's but to watch 4 wrinkly old men with pony tails, blonde curly hair and tight levi's makes me want to puke. I'll ask my sister as she was crazy about them, that is why I hate them so much.

I'd rather we had Anal tbf.