Dog

No, I'm feccing hungry today and short staffed. :smt017

One all.

Aberdeen Angus sarnie 2 Melton Mowbrey pork pies 10 M&S mimi sausages 1 bag bacon frazzles

Thanks peeps, went for this one in the end.

Mustard is Mustard! I love it on all meat.

They wouldn't all fit in the freezer.

Reason = read your 1st post PL.

Yeah ok, but you haven't got 8 dead pigeons in yours have you?? 3 of which are just carcusses.

FAO Jillsaint: Raymond Weil are dress watches and are only splash/weatherproof, they are not waterproof. It says on the back that they are waterproff to 5Atm which is basically the bottom of your bath.

No you wont, he's in prison.

Once a month you pikey!! I get mine cleaned every fortnight after the trash trucks been. It only takes minutes to start a maggot farm. £6 a month for a clean bin and bag. Maggots anyone?

Going to the Ukraine on sunday for 3 weeks, can't wait.

The ISS is gone now until next summer I'm afraid. http://spaceflight.nasa.gov/realdata/tracking/index.html

Still looking for a decent watch to wear, for everyday use. Pictures would be good as I am still in the chair until xmas.

I heard it was Morgan Freeman.

I stuck my head in my WB tonight to see if my Razzle was well hidden, and I noticed that about 6" from the bottom was a bubbling mass of golden ripples. My WB is full of maggots, big juicy white ones feeding off the bar-b-q ribs and decaying pigeons that I chucked in there forgetting to wrap them up. If anyone wants any for fishing they are £1 a pint, but I only have large white ones. They frickin stink!! :smt109

Nancy Reagan

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Great photographs Bates, when & where did you take them all?

Is anyone going to the hippy festival this year?

The bloke on the right with the blue tie has a hard-on.

I should tink toe.

Venison and redcurrant sarnies, and a family bag of Twiglets. Am I allowed to say Twi*lets?