farawaysaint

Heh, boobs.

I'm confused... when exactly did I pay a fiver to join a sex chatline?

He is a passionate guy and not scoring must be killing him. We've all seen the video where he storms down the Feyenoord tunnel.

Known myth, no such thing

I'm just saying if forum members are pairing up then dibs on Alps.

But if no one starts a thread how will we know it happened?

Oh yeah, that American woman. She's got in lots of trouble for her hunting pics.

After seeing Bearsy's pubes I wouldn't want a rug made of him in my house

A cry for help! Bearsy, you're in there boyo

Sir Terry was an amazing author and I was deeply saddened by this news. R.I.P.

Join the 21st century Bob, it's the era of the hairless metro. At least beards are coming back in a big way though.

Nah, we all man-scape nowadays, it is a sign of the times.

Still my favourite nutjob is Artur.

The resemblance is uncanny

Last time I went to one for a mate's do there was this poor girl with a caesarian scar putting on the most appallingly fake Russian accent. I felt bad more than anything else.

That actually sounds pretty cool, way more interesting than the usual alcohol fuelled stripper binge.

He-man and the masters of the universe? No?

I can be very charming and witty but I have no idea how to do this at clubs and general parties due to the loud music and situation which generally precludes conversation. Consequently the following usually happens. F) Go, have a couple of drinks to pluck up courage. Overestimate the amount of alcohol required and ruin any chance I may have due to drunken antics. I much prefer pubs to meet girls, more relaxed and can have a chat rather than just dirty dancing all night.

If I was at a dance party with just me and 2000 women I have a horrible suspicion that by the end of the night would be 1,000 happy girl on girl pairings and me taking cab home by myself.

Maybe it's because I routinely don't assume people are racist sexist pedophiles.

He is a Brit, Everton fan. It is a wonderful story and he is being flown to America for a huge stadium party djed by Moby to dance with thousands of beautiful women. Good on him I say.

********, the bears account is carp. He tweets like every 2 months

Amazing game for the neutral. Not so much for England.