Tokyo-Saint

I know a bear who is very attracted to men in their 20's. Can you let me know if: 1) You swallow 2) At least don't think you have AIDS 3) You are attracted to hairy men with Birmingham accents If you answered yes to 1 or more of the above, you may be eligible to enter a prize draw for a date in the Bullring. Just let me know.

I know somebody who is very attracted to Indian men in their 40's. Can you let me know if: 1) You don't get bored easily when someone goes on and on 2) You like word games and watching countdown 3) You are attracted to Carson from Downton Abbey If you answered yes to 1 or more of the above, you may be eligible to enter a prize draw for a date in Winchester. Just let me know.

Good thinking bletch. If you were planning on date raping (again) and found that she had these anti-bear pants on, put the roofies away for now. All you need is to get her to drink a couple of pints of water. Then once the lock has been compromised, you get the roofies out again. Fantastic work Bletch, you really helped the rape community. They will be singing your name in the isolation block of Winchester prison tonight (again).

They should look on twitter, he's always on that #yolo.

How old are you Sarb?

Has anyone seen the anti rape condom called the 'rapex'? It is basically a bear trap for knobs. The woman who thinks she might be raped, sticks it up her *****. Then if she is raped the condom sticks to the rapests knob and can only be removed by a doctor. It doesn't say if the doctor is expected to make the arrest or what. I guess these are the finer details. By the looks of things this old woman then chops the knob off and and does presentations with it.

That's nothing Pap. Remember the mods on here deleted my 'Wanyama has signed' thread form the muppet show just cause I broke the story 4 hours before the mainboard kers

She smells of onions and garlic if that helps?

Mrs Bear

yeah, say what you like about him, the hair transplant has worked wonders.

Yeah that's the 3rd pic I got as well, some kind of wifi router. I didn't want to say anything as perhaps that's what hatch thinks I look like.

And AIDSr

With the help of Google, I have found a load pics many not suitable for your work. Here is the suitable ones: Mrs pap with the key

What's that Guinness pump under your bubble rap pap? Do you live in a pub or was that where the rapes were happening which is why you took it there?

There was a poster on here before Paps who had a "bric-a-brac" room in their house. I can't remember who though, bet bear does. Back on subject, sometimes girls join in charity campaigns like Movember, this can be a put off as well. Also talking about her kids loads, "he's such a character" etc.

Or bad breath, that's worse. They should eat scampi nick nacks on the way home from the club. This would be enough to put most rapists off. Or so bear tells me.

If the question is would you bone those models, the answer is yes. What was the question again? Why isn't this on the muppet show? First bear, now you! What next, bletch on the motor museum?

34 mutha****as!

Ah ok got it. It is different if you play it on your PC than it is on your phone. On the phone it is just like some kind of counsellor making judgements about you cause you drink sometimes and don't go to the doctor unless your aids are playing up.

I'm definitely doing something else, mine just asks if I drink and stuff. What you all saying, you don't drink?

Maybe I did the wrong test. Mine wasn't a quiz, it just asked me how I felt and stuff.

50 FFS!

This is a muppet show registration - ladyboy Phil, you ok?

You were wrong about that haircut diggers.